Motivational Monday

“Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.” – Thomas Edison

My greatest weakness seems to be GETTING up. The most certain way to succeed is to stay in bed a little bit longer and try one more time after the 15th ring of your alarm clock.

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Here’s how my Monday is going so far:

I took a freezing cold shower because, evidently, the water in the shower pipes has to run through Antarctica first before getting to me. After receiving frost bite on my entire body, I walked into my Personal Finance class a few minutes late just to be yelled at by a GUEST lecturer/speaker. My real professor did not even come to class. Maybe she was taking a WARM SHOWER. Anyway, after this man called on random students to answer his philosophical and meaningless questions regarding the world of money, he would scream WRONG every time a student did not answer correctly. When it was my turn to be called on, I strongly considered replying with “Lo siento. No hablo ingles,” which I am pretty certain means “I’m sorry, I don’t speak English,” in spanish. However, I quickly figured out that this would immediately back fire since I was in an all english speaking class and it would have been very hard for me to learn Personal Finance in english if I did not speak english. The question directed at me was “What is the value of money?” Again, in this short amount of time, I considered replying with “However much I get to spend at Starbucks.” And yet again, I quickly figured this would be a poor choice and would enable him to pick on me for the rest of the class. So, I simply replied “I don’t know.” This way, he couldn’t scream WRONG and I would not have to directly deal with his condescending tone and generally annoying demeanor. This strategy worked well and he did not call on me for the duration of the period. Lastly, right before I wrote this post, I went to Starbucks because I was disoriented from my cold shower and this 72 year old man talking to me like I was his disobedient granddaughter. In retrospect, I should have known not to stray too far from my usual drink, but since it was raining, I decided to get a hot drink that I basically made up. I ordered a chai tea latte with 3 shots of espresso and they forgot to add in the most important part of the whole goddamn drink: the espresso. Moral of the story is that I’m going to have to go back to Starbucks later and order another 3 shots of espresso.

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Motivational Monday

It’s time for your favorite day to get a little bit funnier. Please smile/laugh…I can feel your depression from here:

“Opportunities don’t happen. You create them.” Chris Grosser

If you’re going to do this, please ‘create’ a job/opportunity where I get paid to test out hotel room service dessert.

“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” Thomas Edison

According to my professor, this rule doesn’t apply when you fail a midterm. You still fail.

Ok now I’m trying something new and I need some participation from my 101 Dalmatians. I mean followers. Whatever you people are to me. (Jk love u all). So I want you to put your own spin on the following quote in the comments and for the best comment, I’ll put a link to your blog on mine in my next post:

“Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.” Pablo Picasso

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Motivational Monday

“Trust because you are willing to accept the risk, not because it’s safe or certain.” ~Anonymous

That man in the van probably does have candy. Go for it!

“What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise.” ~ Oscar Wilde

Ketchup on my pants is NEVER A BLESSING.

“The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away.” ~Anonymous

If this gift is a Louis Vuitton purse, I’m fucking keeping it. 

“Do one thing every day that scares you.” ~Anonymous

About to go to class without clothes on everyday.

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Me this morning:

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