Having an emotional break down in my dorm room about this bug and this is what my friend suggests:
Or dedicated. Whatever. Anyway, I’m in love with this new backpack I got for school and needed to share it with you all immediately. It is certainly no coincidence that my header is the same picture. I was thinking that when people compliment me on my super cool backpack, I could sneak my blog into the conversation fairly quickly. I know what you’re thinking. “Wow Tati, you’re so innovative. And cunning. And smart. And popular. And have great hair. And shouldn’t have to do homework anymore ever.” Well, school disagrees with you so you should write them a strongly worded letter….or several.
I cannot pinpoint the exact reason why this photo makes me laugh uncontrollably, but I think the man’s face has a lot to do with it. I shall name him George. George is exhibiting what one might consider to be childish behavior, similar to when I bounce on those bouncy balls with handles in target. As much fun as paying bills and going to bed before 9pm sounds, slip-n-slides and bouncy balls lack the perfect amount of structure and safety that I need. Also, I’ve got a great/funny/immature story coming up. Stay tuned.
It’s time for your favorite day to get a little bit funnier. Please smile/laugh…I can feel your depression from here:
“Opportunities don’t happen. You create them.” Chris Grosser
If you’re going to do this, please ‘create’ a job/opportunity where I get paid to test out hotel room service dessert.
“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” Thomas Edison
According to my professor, this rule doesn’t apply when you fail a midterm. You still fail.
Ok now I’m trying something new and I need some participation from my 101 Dalmatians. I mean followers. Whatever you people are to me. (Jk love u all). So I want you to put your own spin on the following quote in the comments and for the best comment, I’ll put a link to your blog on mine in my next post:
“Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.” Pablo Picasso
“Trust because you are willing to accept the risk, not because it’s safe or certain.” ~Anonymous
That man in the van probably does have candy. Go for it!
“What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise.” ~ Oscar Wilde
Ketchup on my pants is NEVER A BLESSING.
“The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away.” ~Anonymous
If this gift is a Louis Vuitton purse, I’m fucking keeping it.
“Do one thing every day that scares you.” ~Anonymous
About to go to class without clothes on everyday.
Me this morning:
P.S. Update: Currently sitting in the library (clearly blogging when I should be studying) and listening to a man talk to himself. He’s approximately 60 years old and seems to be having quite the conversation, or monologue I guess, with himself. This is bringing me back to Lord of the Rings, starring Smeagle. Smeagle always had good conversations with Smeagle. I do not know this man’s name so I’m going to call him Freddy. I can’t hear what Freddy is saying, but I can see that he is on Craig’s List, presumably searching for his long lost love. Just kidding, I see that he is looking at guitars now. Maybe he works for the FBI and is talking into one of those ear piece things. He’s probably talking to another agent and coordinating a party for Obama where he will be the lead guitarist. I’m going to stop spying on Freddy the guitar playing FBI agent now.
Hello friends. I’m going through a tough time right now so I will not be able to post as often. Yes, you guessed it. I have MIDTERMS. They’re mostly just until the end of this week so bare with me. If you miss me too much, keep harassing me through the comments section. Also, please send wine to help me take my exams. Or money. Or a male model with biceps as big as my face. Or a chocolate fountain with some strawberries on the side. Or a personal sushi chef who is originally from Japan.
Happy Wine Wednesday <3<3