This is so unlike me, but here is a health sammich/wrap thing. I feel like wrapping it would be the most difficult part. Mine would end up looking like a taco on steroids, given the size it would be. Everyone says quinoa is good for you so it must be true. Well I say that high fructose corn syrup is good for you. Lettuce start this trend together.
Anyway, go forth and be skinny.
• 1 cup dry quinoa
• 2 cups filtered water
• 15-oz can black beans
• 1 ripe avocado
• 6-8 spinach leaves
• monterey jack cheese
• feta cheese
• large (9-inch) multi-grain or spinach tortilla
I lied. And I’m not sorry about it. I hope this picture changes the way you think about carbs because I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE. The genius that made this deserves a nobel prize. Do chefs get nobel prizes? Is that a thing? Can we make it a thing? I bet you anything that this was originally created by a drunk college student at 2 am because he/she couldn’t find Ramen Noodles. I’m not sure why I’ve never thought of this, but I guess I’m not meant to be a nobel prize winning chef that stacks carbs on carbs. Lets just throw ice cream on it. Who’s with me?
Spaghetti & Meatball Pizza
1 18oz. pizza dough
2 cups cooked spaghetti
½ cup tomato sauce + 2 T sauce
1 cup grated Mozzarella Cheese
meatball recipe ( enough meatballs for 2 pizzas)
1 lb. ground beef
¼ teaspoon oregano
¼ teaspoon garlic
1 tablespoon milk
2 tablespoon grated Romano Cheese
1 slice bread
In medium bowl, place ground beef, egg, oregano, garlic, milk and cheese.
Wet the slice of bread with a little water and squeeze excess water out.
Place wet bread in bowl along with other ingredients and mix until thoroughly combined.
Putting on food service gloves to do the mixing helps, especially when the phone rings and well, that seems to happen as soon and I get my hands on the food.
Roll 2 tablespoon size meatballs and cook them in a skillet on medium until cooked through.
Spread out pizza dough onto pizza pan with corn meal sprinkled on it, so the dough doesn’t stick.
Place ¼ cup tomato sauce on top and spread evenly.
Spread Mozzarella cheese on top of sauce.
Mix the spaghetti with ¼ cup sauce and add that to the top of the pizza. I use a fork to divide the spaghetti evenly around the pizza.
Cut 6 meatballs in half and place them onto pizza.
Brush tops of meatballs with the remaining tomato sauce.
Bake pizza in 450 degree oven for 10 minutes.
Slide pizza off pizza pan and bake directly on oven rack for 2-3 more minutes for bottom of pizza to crisp.
Be that person who makes super adorable halloween treats that get featured on Instagram without your knowledge. This list has like 18 ideas on it and they all make me feel like I’m not doing enough with my life. WHEN IS SOMEONE GOING TO START PAYING ME TO NAP
i may or may not have been drinking tonight and found these adorable….
if anyone else is going to be a cop for halloween, lemme know…i’m a first timer as a cop and would love some advice on how to come off as a real police officer to scare people
I know this will come as a shock to many, but this photo is not filtered. If Adriana Lima were a sandwich, this is what she would look like. In my personal opinion, if Victoria Secret lathered Adriana Lima in pesto and sent her out on the runway, they would generate a lot more views and profit. In short, I want to make love to this sandwich. I’m going to stop now.
(ONLY TAKES 10 MINS)
Pay no mind to the fact that I was born in ’95 and wasn’t supposed to be sippin on frapuccinos and pumpkin spice lattes straight out of the womb. These are some healthy alternative drinks at Starbucks for those of you who don’t have the metabolism of an Olympic athlete. This is very helpful to me since I’m constantly on a diet (even though I break my diet every single day). It’s the thought that counts.
Side note: Dunkin doughnuts coffee literally tastes like a burnt cup of asshole and I don’t get why it’s a thing.