wine gummies and more wine

In honor of Wine Wednesday, I bring you Wine Gummies. I feel like this is the only thing that I could make without ruining it, mostly because I have a lot of experience drinking wine and eating gummy bears.

Because it’s Wine Wednesday, I guess I will tell one of my wine drinking stories/disasters (depends on how you look at it really). So it was New Years Eve and I knew my mom was going to attempt to cook a huge dinner (she literally never cooks. she makes lasagna once a year and is so lazy and I’ve been grocery shopping since I was born. She attempts to cook when people come over though. She’s going to kill me when she reads this so if I stop posting things and disappear, you will know who did it).  Anyway, I didn’t eat much all day in preparation for this meal, but she put out the wine and champagne as a sort of appetizer before she started cooking, so I was drunk by 7:00 pm. Also, the five other people at the small gathering (my mother included) also started drinking and were drunk by around 8, so dinner did not end up ever being made. It was cheese, crackers, 8 bottles of wine and 6 dysfunctional “adults.” I know what you’re thinking. ‘How can they be having fun at a New Year’s Eve gathering without Dance Dance Revolution?” Well don’t you worry my friends, someone (for some odd reason) had this game and everything went downhill from there. Suddenly, booties that shouldn’t have been shaking were shaken, the robot turned into the I’m-too-drunk-to-stand-bot and projectile vomit was inevitably being spewed onto various toilet rims throughout the house. Needless to say, I passed out before the ball dropped and woke up feeling as disappointed as I felt when I heard that Kim Kardashian was naming her baby after a compass (or something like that).

Hope this helped with your appetite. Bon appetite bitchez.

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http://www.thrive-style.com/2013/01/wine-fruit-snacks-gummy-wine-hearts-not-for-kids-great-for-your-body/

Sandwiches that should consider modeling

I know this will come as a shock to many, but this photo is not filtered. If Adriana Lima were a sandwich, this is what she would look like. In my personal opinion, if Victoria Secret lathered Adriana Lima in pesto and sent her out on the runway, they would generate a lot more views and profit. In short, I want to make love to this sandwich. I’m going to stop now.

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Recipe: http://www.food.com/recipe/caprese-panini-mozzarella-tomatoes-and-basil-188310

(ONLY TAKES 10 MINS)

Gained 27 lbs by viewing this photo

I’ve had one of these before. You need to be careful because your heart and your brain are going to tell you to eat/make 10 of them, but you need to listen to your stomach. If you eat more than one, your stomach is going to explode, but I think it would be ok to try eating 10 at least once. People learn from their mistakes more than their successes right? If you plan to eat more than like 3 of these in one sitting, please take a video and send it to me.

http://damndelicious.net/2013/05/19/brown-butter-chocolate-chip-cookie-skillet-pizookie/

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