Sit, stay, look terrified

I don’t know why, but this picture makes me laugh to the point of tears every time I see it. This cat constantly has the “you just walked in on me watching porn” face. If I were the owner, I would put him on various odd surfaces and make him sit down, like the kitchen counter or my boss’s work desk. His butt print would be all over the place. In other news, I’m on the search to kidnap this cat and make him my own. I will let you all know if I accomplish this mission.