I know this will come as a shock to many, but this photo is not filtered. If Adriana Lima were a sandwich, this is what she would look like. In my personal opinion, if Victoria Secret lathered Adriana Lima in pesto and sent her out on the runway, they would generate a lot more views and profit. In short, I want to make love to this sandwich. I’m going to stop now.
(ONLY TAKES 10 MINS)
Pay no mind to the fact that I was born in ’95 and wasn’t supposed to be sippin on frapuccinos and pumpkin spice lattes straight out of the womb. These are some healthy alternative drinks at Starbucks for those of you who don’t have the metabolism of an Olympic athlete. This is very helpful to me since I’m constantly on a diet (even though I break my diet every single day). It’s the thought that counts.
Side note: Dunkin doughnuts coffee literally tastes like a burnt cup of asshole and I don’t get why it’s a thing.
I’ve had one of these before. You need to be careful because your heart and your brain are going to tell you to eat/make 10 of them, but you need to listen to your stomach. If you eat more than one, your stomach is going to explode, but I think it would be ok to try eating 10 at least once. People learn from their mistakes more than their successes right? If you plan to eat more than like 3 of these in one sitting, please take a video and send it to me.